Like ever other LDBm (Long Distance Bridesmaid), I too had to call in my numbers; the numbers you keep more secret than you Social Security numbers. You can have my identity (credit's not that good anyway), but never my waist to hip ratio.
I think from now on I'm just going to hold the phone up to speakers while playing The Commodores. I wonder what size a 36-24-36 gets you...
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