My running total for 2009 weddings is
(DRUM ROLL****here)......$1,950.
I've yet to actually attend any.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Fianced by Facebook
It's an epidemic...fianced by facebook. It's those distance friends, the ones you only disclose your all night benders to through a photo montage. Your "friend" who you initialed befriended in 2005 because you needed people to populate your friend tally. And there on the news feed - engaged.
Do you congratulate them or duck behind your desk hoping they don't see you. Because if they see you they may re-engage in communication. Is it just me, or do people reach out after they get engaged...maybe they are trying to up their wedding friend tally. I prefer to be hired as a wedding seat filler, not fake friended. Umph!
Do you congratulate them or duck behind your desk hoping they don't see you. Because if they see you they may re-engage in communication. Is it just me, or do people reach out after they get engaged...maybe they are trying to up their wedding friend tally. I prefer to be hired as a wedding seat filler, not fake friended. Umph!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Strippers and Champagne
I have heard that it is the bride's objective to ensure that her ladies in waiting falter in comparison to said bride on her day. So I ask you: why are most of the bridesmaid dress models strippers and Fredrick's of Hollywood rejects?
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Living on the edge
I had a conversation with the bridal dress "lady". We were instructed to give her our measurements and in turn she assigns you a dreaded number (aka a dress size). Apparently they round up when you are on the easement of one size vs. another. Maybe I don't want to be rounder or rounded up. Maybe I intend to lose those last 5 pounds, the ones that I've intended to lose for the last 5 years and the last 5 weddings I was in - maybe...
When we were in school rounding up was a good thing, it equalled more. I despise rounding up now.
When we were in school rounding up was a good thing, it equalled more. I despise rounding up now.
Monday, March 2, 2009
She's a Brick...houuussee.
Like ever other LDBm (Long Distance Bridesmaid), I too had to call in my numbers; the numbers you keep more secret than you Social Security numbers. You can have my identity (credit's not that good anyway), but never my waist to hip ratio.
I think from now on I'm just going to hold the phone up to speakers while playing The Commodores. I wonder what size a 36-24-36 gets you...
I think from now on I'm just going to hold the phone up to speakers while playing The Commodores. I wonder what size a 36-24-36 gets you...
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